Thursday, December 3, 2009

Fishball

Dates: November 15, 2009
Location: Brule
Air temp: 40s
Water temp: ?
Hatches: ?
Fish landed: 0

Present members of the Fly Anglers Guild :|: Upper Midwest Chapter, for this outing were:

Xan
Fruit Booter


As a football fan and an upper Midwestern fisherman, sometimes one is faced with tough choices. As the inland season is ending, the NFL season is just getting underway. You've waited nearly 8 months filled with sports garbage (NBA, NHL, college sports, Cincinnati Reds, etc...), carefully assembled fantasy teams, watched reruns of the '98 QB Challenge (Jim Harbaugh! Woo!) and anything else on the NFL Network, and sat through countless hours of dipshit prognosticators picking assholes like the Rams as their sleeper teams. Sure, river conditions at that point are generally shitty, but you know you won't have another chance at trout for 5 brutal months. However, this availability of addictions isn't a bad dilemma to have.

Once the inland season is over, however, you're still not out of the woods (pun mildly intended). Hunting is still in the picture, but most importantly, steelhead closer. As fate would have it, this year's closer happened to fall on the day my favorite team was coming to town. However, my favorite team is the Lions, so fuck them, I went fishing.

Booter and I decided to go for a Brule Blitz (pun not intended). Drive out early Sunday morning, fish, drive home near dusk. We didn't need to be on the river at first light, but we were concerned about losing all the good spots to the early birds. Sure enough, the parking area at our usual haunt looked like a used car lot. So, we drove to a new spot and were lucky enough to find only one car.

What followed next was your typical Brule day. We flogged lots of good looking water, lost a ton of flies, ate sandwiches by the car, talked to people that had hooked a steelie or two, caught some small bows (Boot did, I got skunked), and enjoyed a beautiful sunny day out in the middle of nowhere. Hundreds of miles away, the Lions played like the Lions, and all was right with the world (except for not catching any goddammed steelhead).

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

More, Man!


Dates: September 22-25, 2009
Location: Blue, Berry, Robo
Air temp: 70s
Water temp: ?
Hatches: ?
Fish landed: A few here and there


Present members of the Fly Anglers Guild :|: Upper Midwest Chapter, for this outing were:

B Chubnut
Fruit Booter
Xan

The thing I like about end of summer trips is that you get to look forward to them all summer. The trip's main purpose was to attend the nuptials of our old friends Tokyo Drift and The Naz. However, given the location (and no Montana trip this year), some tweaks to the itinerary were made, and fishing was added to the agenda.

Through our research leading up to this, we concluded we should fish two rivers. We'll call them the "Blue" and the "Robo." During Chubnut's research (calling one guide), the Blue came highly
recommended. My intensive study on the matter (a 2 page article in a free fishing magazine from Lunds) pointed to the Robo. Booter's contribution to the brain trust came from his sole experience fishing a section of the Robo. Amongst the trash strewn about, he saw a television embedded in the bank. This fact would be repeated ad nauseum for a good portion of the trip.

We finally decided to split our time. Wednesday and Thursday would be spent on the Blue, Thursday night we would drive to the Robo, and fish that on Friday morning.

9/22


So it was, Chubnut flew there on Tuesday morning, and Booter and I met up with him a few hours later. We loaded up our shitty rental car (who needs power locks, windows or engines?), and made our way out to the Blue. We got into the area about an hour before dark, and decided to try the sunset/night bite. By the time we arrived at the river, the sun was starting to disappear behind the mountains, and the hordes of drift boaters were landing their crafts. We fished till dark, with no luck. Chubbles was just downstream from me when I heard him shriek. A huge splash only a few feet away from him had caused this outburst. When Booter returned to our area, he was told of the splash and took action. Casting his streamer out to the vicinity of the disturbance, a nice fish attacked and was hooked. Booter was on the board, and so it began.

9/23


We awoke just before the dawn, which turned out to be a waste since we needed to wait for the fly shop to open. A few hours later, Booter ran down to the shop to purchase a new pair of waders. After many years of service (probably about 7 or 8 fishing days total), his waders were letting in more water than they kept out. That or it was urine. Either way, it was time for an update. One swanky pair of Simms later, we were off to the river.

With daylight on our side, we headed upstream to explore the water. River access was well laid out in the area, with nice trails and occasional boardwalks all along the bank. The river seemed similar to the Madison in terms of size. Unfortunately, the "not catching many fish" part was also similar. All day we toiled under bright skies on clear water. We each caught a few fish, some were even decent, but they were hard earned, and came over the course of an entire day.



9/24


Since the previous day sucked balls, we changed plans and headed out to the Robo. Along the way, we stopped at a small stream recommended to us by a fly shop guide. This was prime 3wt territory, but the scenery was magnificent. We were surrounded by towering rock structures as the river twisted through the canyon. The fish were small, as was to be expected, but it was a nice break from the big water.



After lunch, we continued on to the Robo. We arrived near dusk, and fished till dark. The river reminded me a lot of the Gallatin, decent sized, but wadable. The place was crawling with other anglers, and we made our way upstream, with little success. Our nymphs were cleaning the masses of plant life from the bottom. Despite this, there was a cautious optimism for the next morning. The river was a good size, accessibility was good, and there were many fishy looking spots.

9/25


One last shot at Utah's rivers. We went back to the Robo, but went downstream this time. The three of us started fishing a long run. Near the head, Chubbers and Bootie started to land fish here and there. Small zebra midges and scuds seemed to be doing the trick. After many casts and a few more fish, we continued downstream and came upon a pool. Casting his zebra midge into said pool, Chubnut hooked into a nice fish.

And so it went all day. Those who used tiny nymphs (#20 or smaller) caught fish. Those that did not (me), struggled all day. Near the end of the day, as we were fishing our way back to the car, we arrived at the pool where Chub had landed his first nice fish of the day. Seeing my frustration, Chubnut lent me a small zebra midge to try. I tied it on as a dropper, added some weight, and set to work. After more fruitless casting, I was given five final casts. Cast one: nothing. Two: nadda. Three: same. Four: couple flies floating down the river. Cinco: bam! At the buzzer, a decent/ok fish was on. After a bit of a fight, I brought him to net, and that was the end of our Utah fishing adventure.

Closer To Me

Photo courtesy of QD

Dates: September 19, 2009
Location: New Spot & Warwick
Air temp: ?
Water temp: ?
Hatches: ?
Fish landed: 3


Present members of the Fly Anglers Guild :|: Upper Midwest Chapter, for this outing were:

Xan
QD

Though it was a bit early, it was time to say goodbye to the season. Trout fishing, for the most part, had long since sucked ass. An unusually bad year for water levels in addition to an extremely dry September made the late season even worse than normal. Today would be our closer, due to a trip to Utah over the next weekend, and also because I didn't realize when the season actually ends.

QD and I set out in the afternoon, heading directly to Lunds for a final fly restock. Since we were nearby, I took QD to the minor waterfall/dam area for the first time. Standing on Dead Gosling Rock, I finally was able to tempt a decent brown out of the base of the dam. Quickdraw fished the waterfall to some success. Those being pretty much the only spots to fish there, we drove off to the Warwick, upstream from the real waterfall.

We made our way downstream, fishing all the usual holes and runs along the way. The hours passed, steam was lost, and the taint of late season overcame our enthusiasm. We had caught some fish, Pat a decent brookie, myself an OK brown, and that was enough.

Twas an interesting season. A season of falling water, dry skies, low levels, new spots, and the park popo pinching Poachdraw. It was indeed the year of the Warwick. While the Curd and Canyon were clear and low, the Warwick held strong all season, and produced the hardest fighting fish as well. Now all that is left is the hope of Utah, steelhead, and a quick and merciful winter.

Monday, August 31, 2009

Curd Hoss

Dates: August 22, 2009
Location: Various parts of the Curd
Air temp: upper 70s
Water temp: ?
Hatches: ?
Fish landed: 6 (3 brooks, 3 browns)



Present members of the Fly Anglers Guild :|: Upper Midwest Chapter, for this outing were:

Xan
QD


After scrapping a planned float due to bullshit hot weather and wind conditions, Quick and I decided to canoe the Canyon on this day. But, QD wasn't feeling well in the morning, so we decided to keep it simple and do a normal outing.

We went to the Curd instead, first going to QD's favorite run. We soon discovered it was really friggin' cold to be wet wading, but pushed ahead anyways. We didn't catch shit there.

Next up, was the Great Lawn. Finding a mouth-breathing family fishing from the bridge, we walked upstream to the first pool, where I was able to land one or two. We hiked up a bit, but low levels and the bright sun made for more futility.

To end the day, we decided to hit the EP spot. I started casting from the mousin' stations, and landed a brookie right away. QD went downstream and I went up. Landing a few more fish here and there, I made my way back to the stations, were I met up with QD, who unfortunately had gotten the skunk.

After the fishing was done, we went to town, where they were holding their annual summer festival. We saw the largest horses I've ever seen, paired up and pulling sleds laden with huge concrete blocks. We sampled various culinary delights, and then went back home, to tell all of the feats of strength we had witnessed.

Guilty Pleasures

Dates: August 2, 2009
Location: iRiver
Air temp: 80s
Water temp: ?
Hatches: ?
Fish landed: 2 (1 bass, 1 pike)



Present members of the Fly Anglers Guild :|: Upper Midwest Chapter, for this outing were:

Taffy
QD
Xan


As the heat of summer reached its shitty apex, it was once again time to leave the trout alone and focus on fucking with bass. So off to the iRiver we went, to taste its sweet fruits and do battle with stupid fish.

I was most excited for the raspberries, which I ate with frolicsome abandon as QD and Taffy were still setting up. After repeating last year's misguided path to the river, we finally got our bearings and found the spots with the goods.

While QD went downstream to fish some runs, I took Taffy, an iRiver virgin, to the area of my past conquests. Things started slow, as we flogged sections of a pool with our streamers. After tossing around my green bugger with no action, I decided to put some split shot on. My next cast landed by the bank, infront of a submerged branch, an area I had hit only minutes ago. I let the added weight do its thing for a moment, then a strip... boingo! As I fought the fish, it became clear that it was neither bass nor trout. It sported a beak-like mouth, long and lanky body, and darted through the water like a true killer. Getting it to the net, I found a 17" pike or muskie (fuck if I can tell the difference, probably a pike though). Neither of us had a camera, so we examined the beast for a moment and then let it swim off, hopefully to grow into a big and strong gosling eater.

A short while later, QD was by us when I began to drift an egg sucking leech through a run. I saw a flash go after the purple fly, and the showdown with Billy Bass was on. True to form, the roughly 16" bass put up a solid battle. It was Quick's turn next, as he fished a pool upstream from us, taking on a few bass of his own.

Things slowed down after that, as we cast here and there in vain. With all said and done, even though they weren't trout, I'd do it again.

Dog Days of Summer

Dates: July 19, 2009
Location: Warwick Falls
Air temp: 70s
Water temp: ?
Hatches: ?
Fish landed: a few



Present members of the Fly Anglers Guild :|: Upper Midwest Chapter, for this outing were:

Xan
Booter


Sorry for the lapse in posting. On this day, Boot and I went to the waterfall (again). Caught a few dinkers, only fished for a few hours, nice to be out, yadda yadda yadda. Like most things in life involving Booter, it was only mildly satisfying and ended prematurely.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

It's LaToya's time.




Dates: June 26, 2009
Location: The Curd Rivah
Air temp: mid 90's

Water temp: ?
Hatches: some Lil guys, and the dreaded parsnip
Fish landed: 1(TAFKAY)



Present members of the Fly Anglers Guild :|: Upper Midwest Chapter, for this outing were:

QuickDraw
TAFKAY

well it was another slow day on the river but we had a good time, It was hot, so we sought the shelter of the shade, we had a nice walk down river starting at the "family lands". We hit a few small runs on the way to our ultimate destination. Me and TAFKAY had a good day out eventhough the fish weren't biting.

I managed to find a bug that was completely covered in Flashback!!!!
Take that Booter! Take it all.


We capped off the day right with a stop to the EPB&G for a large order of their delicious Spicy curds.